twelvefootmountaintroll:

i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”

and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”

and i’ll say “no like the font”

(via pizza)

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

(via hotboyproblems)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via fake-mermaid)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via gnarly)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via orgasm)

sixth-impact:

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

it happens to the best of us

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

(via thinly)